There is none. I hope to report tomorrow that we have at least gotten the Christmas stuff down from the attic! There are two saving graces here: One is that EVERYTHING Christmas related is stored in one place and well-organized; the other is that we only decorate one room plus the front door! Herein lies the advantage to being the Home Ec Dropout instead of, say, Martha Stewart. People don't expect as much fom you!
Gifts have been purchased, though, and the bar remains stocked from Thanksgiving, so all may be well after all!
I did manage to find a little holiday humor for you:
Hope your holiday preparations are going better than mine!